Jalapeño's Song  "G"
Written by: Doug Moreland 

I spent my last ten dollars on a can of Copenhagen
and a six pack of beer
Spent my week feeling depressed and alone
because you’re not here
And every time that you said you loved me
was all one big fat lie
Probably think I lost my will to live
but I found something good to do with my life 

     I taught my dog to bring me the TV control
     And I taught my dog to go and get me a beer
     And I did one more thing I know you won’t believe it
     But I taught my dog to say I love you
     And she means it

Hocked my roping saddle & a brand new pair of spurs
for a camera & some video tape
filmed my dog, sent it in, won five grand,
I know you’re thinking boy that’s great
but Leno and Letterman called me today
said they want me on their TV show
so I really don’t give a care that you’re gone
‘cause my dog she loves me the most 

     I taught my dog to bring me the TV control
     and I taught my dog to go and get me a beer
     and I did one more thing I know you won’t believe it
     but I taught my dog to say I love you
     and she means it

CHART
verse
G  D  C  C
G  D  C  C
G  D  C  C
G  D  C  D

chorus
G  D  C  C
G  D  C  C


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